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The Bagel Phrases Taste the bagel.The Bagel Phrases by ~ArcaneScars
Where there’s a bagel there’s a hungry person.
dont count your bagels before the toaster pops.
The bagel that broke the camels back.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
All hungry stomachs must end with bagels
Where there’s smoke there’s a burning bagel in the toaster.
A bagel in a toaster is a meal indeed
Many bagels make a light meal
A watched bagel never pops
Bagel of your eye
At the drop of a bagel
Once a bagel always a bagel
Short story The Gum Chewing Badger and His Magical AcornShort story by ~ArcaneScars
On a sunny afternoon in the woods by a river, an earthy brown Badger named Bob sat on a log. Unlike most badgers this one was a bit different, not only did he have a name but Bob also loved to chew gum. Bob chewed on some gum as he sat perched on an old log. The gum-chewing badger was observing as a squirrel struggled to carry a golden acorn across a tree branch without losing its balance. The curious badger observed as the squirrel floundered to the end of the branch it stood on. The squirrel slipped off the branch before grabbing it with it’s paw, the acorn which had flew in
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